Soon™: Copyright pending 1971-2022 Mack All rights reserved. “Soon™” does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. “Soon” shall make no contract or warranty between Mack and the end user. “Soon” will arrive some day, Mack does guarantee that “soon” will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on “soon” as Mack will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at “soon.”
Now ←——- Very Soon™ ——– Soon (Not Soon™)  ——- Soon™ ——- Soon-ish™ ——–→ End of Time

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